What about me?
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00B - Use level select
Beat the second boss.
Beat the first boss.
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
01 - Eat kid
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped